Happy birthday! I hope this will be the greatest birthday you've ever had, and that each ensuing birthday will be even better than the last!Myles ShafferAINEWS.COM Columnist
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Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?Well, it is and that means you !!!I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFULWOMEN,and you are one of them !!!Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrotewhen asked to share her"beauty tips."It was read at her funeral years later.For attractive lips, speak words of kindness...For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone...People, even more than things, have to be restored,renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;never throw out anyone.Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,you will find one at the end of each of your arms.As you grow older,you will discover that you have two hands;one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.If you share this with another woman,something good will happen.You will boost another woman's self esteem,and she will know that you care about her.It's BEAUTIFUL Women MonthTAG YOU'RE IT!