i'm motherfuckin' mendeezi&& you're not.i have the best boyfriend in the whole world. [i yousomuchjonathan].my best friend is way better than yours, bitch![coriiiii yousissy].my partner in crime will fuck your shit up![jesscuhi'mgonnamissyousofuckingmuchmynavybitch!!].i've lost a lot of friends to drugs, car accidents && suicide......so i cherish the ones that i still have && hold them VERY close to my heart.[ RIP ;; makenzie christina louis ].(we miss you soo much). i am a proffessional makeup artist // esthetician // model.i'm taking my state boards a.s.a.p so i can work proffessionally in a salon // spa.[i'mfuckingdearabby] // i help everyone with their dilemmas, w/e they may be.however, i can't do jack shit when it comes to helping myself.i'm the funnest bitch you'll EVER party with......&&; i ALWAYS no where the party's at.i'm one of the sweetest girls alive.i actually have too big of a heart.but piss me off && i'm a [fuckingBITCH] // i have a horrible temper.[graduateofthaschoolofhardknocks] // verrry street smart.[graduateofbrookfieldacademy'05] // not book smart... at ALL.i'm [toosensitive] // i take things to heart too often.[ihaveconnectionsinthejudicialsystem] i could probably get away with murder.so be wise ;; don't fuck with me.the rumors ARE true......i AM clinically insane![*insert turrets twitch here.*]i have OCD when it comes to my apperance.i usually take about 3 hours to get ready.i smoke newps && marlboro smooth's like a fuckin' chimney.i curse like a sailor.&& i smoke ganja like they did in the 70's.my video i-pod && nintendo DS are my i drive my boyfriend's POS camry......or w/e i can get my hands on.i can either drive like an old lady......or a criminal trying to outrun the pigs.either way, i ALWAYS drive like i'm from tha hood.[windows]: down, [music]: loud as fuck[bass]: cranked ALL the way up, [ridin']: dirrrty.btw...lighten up, bitches // online drama is dumb as fuck.it's not real life ;; IT'S JUST the fucking INTERNET.[peace&&].-dee mendeezii truly believe that i have finally found my [soulmate].[jonathan] paul gelner && [dina] kristin rosa-marie mendolia.[10/2/05] always && [forever]. beyonce && shakira ;; beautiful liar.