when I was born they used the damn baby grabers on me and gave me two black eyes. when I was 5 I crapped on the back porch and when my dad found out I blamed it on my dog Tippy. It didnt work and he beat the crap out of me, well, not really cause I already took a crap on the back porch. O, I forgot when i was like 4 i stuck a rock up my nose and they had to take me to the doctor to get it out. when i was about 13 I thougt it would be a good idea to drink a bottle of pepperment abstract. I dont recomend this because it made my throat close up and i thougt i was going to die, And then when i was like 15 i had a friend staying the night and my parents decided they were going to have sex that night, god only knows why and we heard them and im traumatized for life because of it. I cant get that phrase out of my head "whip me daddy ive been bad". So I turned 18 and had a party and this guy got drunk and tried to fuck my dog and then he fell into my swimming pool and it was covered in ice and he got stuck under there and everybody got mad at me becuase i wouldnt save him but i was mad because i felt sorry for my poor dog. I mean, was i really that wrong, the guy was friken dog raper. ok well ill up date you on the 18 years after later on.

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Daniel

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