Male
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From Houston, TX·
Joined on December 28, 2012
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Born on November 30th
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I realize that it doesn't matter what you put on your profile, people are inclined to believe what they want. So with that in mind, I want to be a Transformer and fight the Deceptacons. Then I wanna be the Lion King and make a Toy Story while riding the Titanic to my Avatar home. I will of course take my friends Edward Scissor Hands, Donnie Darko and the Dark Knight. If this sounds like fun, then feel free to join...heheheheheh. And if you believe any of this, then you the One Who Flew over the Cookoo's Nest. I'm looking for a crackhead women with scars on her legs. She must pawn her valuables on a regular basis,and smell like cream corn. She must have tons of drama, with multiple personalities and moods! You must be on house arrest,and have nibblets for fingernails! I'm not opposed to women with hairy underarms looking like she hugging a wolverine. Aaaannnnnnnndd I like feet with knuckles, with a big toe that curls to the side like a chimp.
Male
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From Houston, TX·
Joined on December 28, 2012
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Born on November 30th
Interests
I WOULD SHARE A NICE HOT BOWL OF RAMEN NOODLES, AND THEN WE CAN WATCH AN OLD MOVIE ON MY VIEW MASTER... THEN WE CAN CATCH THE BUS AND GO TO WALMART AND ACT LIKE WE WORK THERE AND BE RUDE TO PEOPLE.. THEN COME BACK.. ON THE BUS OF COURSE.. AND LISTEN TO THE BEST OF SIMON AND GARFUNKLE AND PLAY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO.. ONLY IF I CAN BE THE GREEN HIPPO, IF NOT YOU MUST LEAVE.. HEHEHEHEHEHE. OH YEAH, YOU CAN'T EAT ALL MY COOKIE CRISP EITHER. OR HOW ABOUT SOME 4 DAY OLD LEFTOVER POTTED MEAT. YUM..I KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY, ONLY THE BEST.