I march to the beat of a different drum and will widen your look at the world and show you things in a different light. I'm a giver not a taker and don't have time for people who still have some growing up to do. Cutting up and joking is great, just don't be a complete moron---all-the-time. I've been told I have the 'body of a 26 year old'....then I was told to 'give it back, you're stretching it out of shape.' HaHa. I have one hell of a sense of humor, smarter than the average bear, and will put a pep in your step. I can go to a fancy restaurant one night and the next go crack some baseballs or go riding dirt bikes and follow it up w/a PTA meeting. If you were ever stranded on a deserted island or locked in a broom closet, I'm the one you'd want to have by your side. By Golly, I'm a female McGuyver. These wheels are always turning (sometimes backwards;but none-the-less, still turning). Can pamper and be pampered. Thoughtful and you could actually bring me home to meet Mom. I'm game for just about anything, willing to try your hobbies and willing to not always be right.

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.


~~~~~~~~~~20 RANDOM THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME~~~~~~~~~~

1.Can catch popcorn in my mouth when thrown in air 98% of the time.
2.Constantly pick up things with my feet that I'm too lazy to bend over to get.
3.Have stopped traffic to rescue turtles from becoming a speed bump.
4.Once asked a policeman, "Hey, didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?"
5.I'm double jointed.
6.Made love in an underwater cave.
7.Dreadfully mortified of frogs.
8.I love, and I do mean LOVE, Sharpie Markers.
9.Am told a lot that I look like Jaime Lee Curtis.
10.Have never been the focus of an episode of America's Most Wanted.
11.Use bottle rockets as my home defense weapon.
12.Have a Monopoly -Get Out of Jail FREE-card taped to the back of my driver's license.(works)
13.I love to dig for worms in the yard.
14.Have put a whole bottle of Nair in someone's shampoo.(TRUST ME,long overdue/well deserved)
15.I hate mustard.
16.I have cut my own hair for the last 7 or so years now.
17.Can, and still do, ride a bicycle backwards. (and chew gum!)
18.I'm Mom's favorite.
19.Lost my own child for 4 hours at Epcot while chaperoning school field trip.
20.Once (that I know of..) have wore 2 different shoes out in public.