I am constantly inconsistent, normally strange, cheerfully morbid, ingeniously smart, quietly loud, harmlessly dangerous, seriously joking, deeply shallow, simply confused, a hell of a lot of fun, and the best friend, or the worst enemy you'll ever have! If payback is a SOB, and revenge is sweet; I'm the sweetest SOB you'll ever know! But I'll be a true friend to just about anybody who will let me! If I don't know you, then I can be a lil shy. on the other hand if I'm somewhere where I know most everybody I have been known to be one of the biggest cut-ups there! I have been told that I'm too honest, Well I didn't think that was possible. My friends call me Redneck, so I reckon I am. I'm a man who feels honesty is the only way to ever build anything with another person. No matter if it's a friend, lover or child. I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure. I used to be schizophrenic, but the doctor says we're okay now. Lastly I believe that it shouldn't be your goal to arrive at your grave in a well preserved body, you should instead slide sideways into your grave 30 minutes late shouting "Damn what a ride!" Live every day as if it were your last, cause sooner or later, it will be!