Hung Chow calls in to work and says,"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says,"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
