I love this because it's so damned true.


I am me. I doubt that I could actually manage to fill in this box enough to tell you anything about myself, aside from the most trivial and obvious things. If you want to get to know me, I find talking to me works wonders. I'm not easily offended but I'm not gonna be in the mood to respond to anything along the lines of "wanna see my dick?" My answer will always be no because if you're that hard up to find someone to look at it, chances are it's nothing special.

Did that make me sound bitchy? Probably. Does it matter? No. I'm an awesome lady and if my lack of desire to see dicks is off putting to you, then you'll never find out just how awesome I am.

I'm wonderful when it comes to my friends and my enemies... I don't have enemies. I'm not saying no one hates me. I'm just saying I don't care enough to hate them back. I've got better ways to waste my time.

I don't buy bling and I don't beg for it either. I'm not a hooker/porn star, so there's no NSFW folder you have to pay to see. The internet is FULL of free porn. Go find it. Hell, get me talking and maybe we can direct each other to awesome porn.

I don't like blank friend requests. I'm not saying it's an automatic no but seriously, something in that little box is always nicer than nothing. I think there's a pun in there or something... Too lazy to find it.

I am a HUGE dork/nerd/geek. This will probably become painfully apparent if you actually talk to me for more than five minutes. I'm shy as hell, horrible at small talk, and not psychic. That's right folks, I have no idea what you're thinking. I like people who are blunt and won't lead me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what they're talking about.

So, if you read this entire thing, you've A) wasted a bunch of time, B) gained some idea of whether or not you want to know me, and C1) are about to send a friend request or C2) are about to leave my page and never return!