About me- Abandon at birth by my biological parents, I was smuggled out of the hospital by a part time receptionist, named Claire, and taken to live with her and her eccentric scientist uncle, whom liked to be referred to as Professor.. Unfamiliar in the care of children, I was given a diet of watermelon Jolly Ranchers and a strange elixir the Professor brewed himself, that I even now recall had the scent of glue and licorice, but tasted strangely of orange Tang. It was highly fortified and nutritous and I grew and matured rapidly. At age 3, already walking and with an accelerated vocabulary, the Professor traded me to a acrobat circus family for a microscope.
The took me in as one of their own and I was soon in the high wire act. We traveled the country,and they showed me love for the first time. In return for their kindness, and as they were sub-moronic, I handled the family finances and bookings. But at age 7, after an "adult" indiscretion with the bearded lady and myself, I was asked to leave and never return.
Life is kinda funny sometimes.