A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farmanimals.The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed tocreep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything aboutanimals,the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouseand describedhis kill to the farmer."It had two saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk likehell!" said the boy."Oh, damn!" said the farmer."You've shot the wife!"
