Hi, my name is Drew I'm an alcoholic. According to my spiritual advisor I am: over-imaginative, self-absorbed, devious, needy, untidy, suspicious, moody & sulky, touchy, always procrastinating, over-emotional, but nicer than EVERYONE else.. Remember kids: Knowledge is Power! GO JOE! I will probably end up running away with the circus again. I'll keep ya'll posted come February. I like to get naked. I'm not a chicken plucker. I'm a chicken plucker's son. I like pluckin' chickens 'cause pluckin' chicken's fun. I'm don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a mama-jammin' p i m p. Oh, and I shine up real nice & fancy like. ***NEW ODP - same great taste, lots more SOUL*** To qoute my old friend Big Red, "love, peace, and chicken grease."
Basics
Name: Drew
Nickname(S): Sausage, Dr. Ew, Old Dirty Pookie, DJ SoulDoubt
Age: 28
Birthplace: Ft. Lauderdale
Current location: Weeki Wachee
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Marital status: I used to be looking; now I am happy.
Most overused phrase: Fuck you.
Favorites
Food: Anything I cook- biotch.
Drink: Water
Alcoholic Drink: Guiness, Bud, Jager Bombs
Candy: fuck no
Place to be: in your pants
Number: 13
Sport: murderball
Sports team(s): Buccaneers
Music type: both kinds- country & western
Music artist: Led Zeppelin
Song: Coffee- David Allan Coe
Movie: Fight Club - Chuck Palanuick
Channel: ?
Color: Plaid or paisley
TV Show: Scrubs, Law & Order
Body part on opposite sex: vagina
In a Guy/Girl
Hair color: I am an equal opportunity lover
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5'7" or taller
Weight: no skinny bitches
Style: chameleon
Looks Or Personality: cynical as hell
Hot Or Cute: hot and cute
Drugs Or Alcohol: can hang with the big boys
Body type: something to hold onto
Your
Bedtime: whenever she's done with me
Current Crush: a real hot momma
Best physical feature: in the dark
Goal for this year: cut my toenails
Dream Job: mascot
Dream car: woody
Current car: magnum
School's name: what?
Fears: toads
Biggest annoyances: the voices you hear in the background when you're in public
Your friends
Best: Boo Boo Bear
Loudest: Me
Craziest: Me
Shiest: My brother
Cockiest: Me
Goofiest: ME
Most likely to get arrested: Me
Most likely to be famous: my brother
Best Singer: my brother
Best Drawer: Krissy Poo
Most likely to become famous as a author: Me
Funniest: Boo Boo
Tallest: Me
Shortest: Danielle
Known the Longest: My Brother
Smartest: My Brother
Nicest: My Brother
Meanest: Me
Prettiest: The White O'Carroll
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Fuck you
Pizza or Spaghetti: Pizza
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: both
Cake or Ice Cream neither
Vanilla or Chocolate: vanilla
Spring or Fall: both
Family or Friends: family
Love or Money: lots'o'love
Random
Do you want to go to College: been thar
Do you want to get married: if it meant something again
Do you want to have kids: I wish I could
Do you drive: too much
Do you drink: too much
Do you smoke: not enough
Do you do drugs: nope
Do you shower often: fuck yeah
Have you ever shoplifted: when I was a dumb kid
Do you shower often: sure do
Have you ever been arrested: too much
Have you done drugs: unfortunately ( I wish the ceiling didn't move )
Do/have you played any sports: yup
If so which ones: wrestling, water polo, volleyball, football, baseball
Do you judge people: all of them
Do you believe in God: all of them
Do you believe in yourself: I believe I can
Are you a health freak: Nope
Age you wanna lose your virginity: 57
Have you ever beat someone up: yup - but only cause they were whooping my friend's ass
Has someone ever beat you up: I got jumped once

I know this isn't the best profile, 'cause I haven't said anything about mama, trucks, trains, or prison, or getting drunk...