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46 Year Old · Male · From Texas · fuMarried to: April Dawn f... · Joined on May 25, 2012 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 13th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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46 Year Old · Male · From Texas · fuMarried to: April Dawn f... · Joined on May 25, 2012 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 13th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Hi, I'm Hansel. Read it or not, here it is. I'm a pretty easy going guy, I don't like getting too rowdy and making a lot noise. I like things laid back and slowed down, life's not about rushing through shit, so I like to enjoy it slowly. I love me some beer, working on cars and making things unique and personalized. Like the pistols and other things you'll find in my folders.
Not to be rude, but I'm probably not going to talk to many of you. There is just not enough time to talk to everyone on the friends list here. I don't browse websites looking for cute tags and comments to leave on your profile, so if I leave it's a typed message and at best something in the way of an emoticon. I despise those automatic MP3 players so many people have in their about me sections. If I'm barely on your page long enough to rate and like you, it's because I'm now on youtube jamming on your awesome playlist,,,,not.
I've been in the Army for 10 years and as such have been indoctrinated to believe that everything is to conform to some form, standard, or fashion. As much as I don't want to believe they got to me like that, here I shit, wiping the way they told me to.
If I send you a friend request, it's because I read your about me and think you're someone I would like to have as a friend. If your about me section is blank I look through the photo albums to get an idea about you. Yes, sometimes I look in the red ones, my wife knows, and sometimes we have fun laughing, gagging, and wondering why some of them are in there. That being said, I do find nudity can be artistic. We all have a body that was born naked, are naked under our clothes, and usually are naked a couple of times a day (provided you shower and change clothes regularly). Nudity is not wrong and does not always have to provoke sexual thoughts. It takes a very interesting pic for me to comment (other than those in contests), and I will not comment on NSFW pics telling you how hot you are and what I would like to do to you. I love my wife and that would be too disrespectful to her. I have NSFW pics, I don't ask people to look at them. It started after I got my piercing as a way of making jokes with different types of jewelry to give people a laugh, not provoke your judgment.
That's all I got for now.

46 Year Old · Male · From Texas · fuMarried to: April Dawn f... · Joined on May 25, 2012 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 13th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

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  • Hansel fm2 Apri... There are a lot of reasons people are willing to fight, most veterans will tell you it's their family, so let's celebrate them too.
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