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The Original Joke of the DAy One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied,"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

The Original Joke of the DAy The Brunette and the GenieA brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says,"You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."The woman says,"Okay. Give me a nice house."The genie replies,"You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."Then the lady says,"Give me a gorgeous man."The genie replies,"You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."The lady says,"For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

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