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SO LIL ABOUT MYSELF

I AM 24 MIXED; 5`4; 160 LBS; BIG BOOTY AND HIPS;THICK WITH A FEW EXTRA POUNDS; LIGHT BROWN EYES; BROWN CURLY HAIR; I HAVE A TATTOO; PIERCED AND I HAVE A BIG SMILE IN MY FACE :o) AND A LIL SHY :o)

HERE IS A FUNNY JOKE OR LIL NASTY FUNNY JOKE

A GUY IS NEARING THE END OF HIS SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. UNFORTUNATELY, HE STILL HAS TO SHARE A ROOM WITH HIS YOUNGER BROTHER WHO IS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD.

ONE NIGHT, HE DECIDDES TO BRING HIS GIRLFRIEND HOME FOR A LIL FUN.

THEY HAVE BUNK BEDS AND THE GUY NOTICES THAT HIS LIL BROTHER IS ALREADY ASLEEP ON THE LOWER BUNK, SO HE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND CLIMB UP TO THE TOP BUNK.

( AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT THINGS START TO HEAT UP.)

THE GUY REMEMBERS THAT HIS LIL BROTHER IS SLEEPIN BELOW SO HE TELLS HIS GIRLFRIEND TO WHISPER "LETTUCE" IF SHE WANT4S IT HARDER AND "TOMATO" IF SHE WANTS A NEW POSITION.

LETTUCE!!!
TOMATO!!!
LETTUCE!!!
TOMATO!!!
(SHE SCREAMS)
LETTUCE!!!
TOMATO!!!
WHOU!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I CANT GET PREGNANT!!!

THEN THE LIL BROTHER SHOUTS UP.

"HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING SANDWICHES UP THERE!

YOURE GETTIN MAYONNAISE ALLOVER MY FACE!!!"

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You Are a Passionate Kisser

You are the most likely type to kiss a sexy stranger Your kissing style is unpredictable and free spirited You could kiss anyone at a drop of a hat It's all about where your passion leads you

Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild

Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble!

Your Pimp Name Is...

Sugar Lips Dazzle

You Are 64% Lady

Overall, you are a refined lady with excellent manners. But you also know when to relax and not get too serious about etiquette

You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth. Biting 100% Bondage 92% Whips 67% Chains/Handcuffs 58% Blind Folds 58% Blood 8%

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