39 Year Old
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From Glenarden, MD·
Joined on December 3, 2011
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Born on January 1st
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Maybe I m cool. Maybe I m not. Maybe go fuck yourself, how bout that? I am interested in interesting things and fascinated by menial things.I hate people. I ve been tricked into eating McGangBangs on multiple occasions and it s ruined my life every time. There s really nothing awesome about me except for everything which I guess if you think about it, makes me pretty boring. Psych, naw! I m actually a pretty nice guy once you get past my appearance...and my way of thinking...and my personality. Grew up in Florida. I have two parents an older sister and brother and a vast array of aunts, uncles and cousins with whom I have almost no attachment to. I enjoy reading, writing and getting tattoos. I know somewhere out there the universe has placed a woman, hopefully within our galaxy s immediate vicinity, that can fully appreciate and care about me the same way I do about each and every vagina wielding human that I have ever met. I do enjoy meeting new people and i never shy away from a new experience...geez, that s what whorish girls say just before they re fed 10 shots of tequila and a couple of long islands.
39 Year Old
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From Glenarden, MD·
Joined on December 3, 2011
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Born on January 1st
Interests
I enjoy drinking, drugs and pretty much anything John Waters, Salvador Dali, Stan Lee and Hulk Hogan have ever done...ever. Ask me some questions, find some shit out and get to know me. Or don t, it doesn t really matter.