47 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on October 29, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 11th
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I have a crush on someone!
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Im not here to look for a date or a hook up! Im self employed and love it! I have a perverted sense of humor! I dont care what people think of me! I just want to meet people for friends and chat! Anything else you wanna know about me just ask! Dont be shy! i really dont bite!!!!!!!!!!!! Hard!!
47 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on October 29, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 11th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Tattooing Painting drawing music/movies HOCKEY Go Canucks Go!
Music
All music! favorite while working metal & rock!
Video Games
Call Of Duty Medal of Honour Resident Evil Dead Space Halo NHL11
Latest Status
Inky77 I was called a Creep today cause my Physical looks change alot!
There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor:"Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies:"Lady those aren't bags... those are your tits!" All she had to say was,"Now that would explain why I have this goatee."
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