37 Year Old
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Male
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From Tomball, TX·
Invited by: Missy91·
Joined on February 8, 2007
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on April 30th
·3 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
37 Year Old
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Male
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From Tomball, TX·
Invited by: Missy91·
Joined on February 8, 2007
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on April 30th
·3 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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So, I'm in a wonderful relationship with an even more wonderful woman who's not only drop dead gorgeous, but kinky as can be. Some of the things that come out of her mouth would make Satan blush like a little bitch.
I am indeed a bonafide, grade a, FDA approved asshole, where I spend most of my time working, studying, or masturbating.
I'm a college professor, and finishing up my doctorate in pharmacological sciences. I'll be specializing in oncology.
I am middle eastern, no I do not wear a turban, and though I do enjoy fireworks, my love for explosives and yelling profanities stop there....unless it's in the bedroom, where my mouth can be very filthy :D
Other than that though, I'm a pretty nice guy :D
37 Year Old
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Male
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From Tomball, TX·
Invited by: Missy91·
Joined on February 8, 2007
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on April 30th
·3 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
I'm 24, I enjoy kicking babies, throwing midgets, yeah I said midgets, and flicking pieces of soggy belly button lint at people who change lanes without signaling. Life couldn't be better
There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...If u get 0-2 back you are average..If you get 3-5 you are a freak..If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.."
YOU WERE VOTED ONE OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR....WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU MUST SENDTHIS PLAYBOY BUNNY TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING THE PERSON THAT SEND IT TO YOU...___$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______________$$$$$$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$1-3-YOUR UGLY4-6-YOUR FINE6-8-YOUR HOTT8-10-YOU ARE Freakin SEXXXXXXYYYYYYY
You workaholic, I've called, I've texted and still the only thing I hear from you is your voicemail message, ah I can't stay mad I just hope like hell you had a great Birthday hun!
