What's a day w/out a corny pickup line. Can I take your picture so I can show everyone what I want for my birthday? Boooo! ................Listen people the Red Box is kind of like an ATM Machine so keep a reasonable distance when I'm trying to pick out my movie!..............If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there!............."Help, I've fallen and can't get up. No, wait! It's comfy down here. Can someone pass me a pillow? And the remote........... I think I will sit in my car on the side of the road with my hair dryer today. Point it at the cars going past and see how many people slow down!.........Love laying on the bed & covering myself with the clothes I just took out of the dryer!............On a lighter note im glad everyone has a full tank of gas!..........Party like a rockstar. Fuck like a pornstar. Shine like movie star. Play like an all star, live life to the fullest!.............I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel right now, but remember karmas a bitch!..................Well hello headache how nice of you to join me this morning >.<............NO I didnt trip, the floor looked like it needed a hug!.......I wonder how many teeth you have to be missing before they even consider your application at the carnival!?................Ooo I just pushed fast forward…