42 Year Old
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Female
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From Baltimore, MD·
Joined on June 26, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 24th
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1 person has a crush on me!
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42 Year Old
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Female
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From Baltimore, MD·
Joined on June 26, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 24th
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1 person has a crush on me!
Latest Status
browneyes its now day 3 of my vacation and 2 days before my bday i decided about an hour ago im hitting the beach for a few days for my bday gonnna be a great time with my brother sister in law and my boys :)
Happy Saturday!! A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc."Why all the attention?" the friend asked,"You look fine to me.""I know!" grinned the patient."But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?""Relax," says the Doctor,"take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting."What's up?" he asks."I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor."You bastard!!!" says the husband."My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"
