Female
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From Houston, TX·
Joined on June 14, 2011
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Born on November 30th
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1 person has a crush on me!
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I'm the type of guy you want to be friends with and always the person you want to share personal things with. I live to work and work to live...I like expensive cars and expensive watches.What I love the most is plenty of attention.When I walk in you will notice me and when i drive off you will stare.The truth of the matter is we were brought into this World to enjoy it !!! So thats what im about when i leave this lovely world I wanna leave with a smile on my face.
I'm 36yrs of age,single,i drive an exotic car and love the outdoors. I love to out drink people and manage to stay slim. anythin you want to know about me just ask.
Female
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From Houston, TX·
Joined on June 14, 2011
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Born on November 30th
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1 person has a crush on me!
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure. She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches. He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks"frog, will you marry me?" The frog says"no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself,"Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog:"Frog, will you marry me?" Frog:"No, I won't marry you." The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks:"Frog, will you marry me?" Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!! I HOPE U HAVE A FUN FILLED WEEKEND FILLED WITH MANY SMILE'S
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