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53 Year Old · Male · From Seneca, SC · Joined on February 27, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 16th · 13 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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53 Year Old · Male · From Seneca, SC · Joined on February 27, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 16th · 13 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.
I translate ethnic slurs for refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing.
I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
I don't perspire.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations for the CIA.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists
who had seized a small bakery.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.


I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
I have played Hamlet.
I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

53 Year Old · Male · From Seneca, SC · Joined on February 27, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 16th · 13 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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