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42 Year Old · Female · From Jacksonville, FL · Joined on January 9, 2007 · Born on March 22nd · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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42 Year Old · Female · From Jacksonville, FL · Joined on January 9, 2007 · Born on March 22nd · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Playing in my air-band (air-drums). Saturday night live. Pissing people off. Making fun of random Idiots. Drinking. Slap-boxing. Arm-wrestling. Good-drummers. Local bands. Drinking. Loyal Bartenders. Good prices. Free shit. Playing pool, and reading studing about certain cultures, and studing the theory of evolution and studying the bible....But most of all, My sweet lil babbies....Nothing really..chillin.Well, I am a appreciater for spontanious behaviour, far fetched ideas, outrageous claims, and sarcasm. I dont much like to be serious, I would rather make fun of serious people and throw corn at them, I feel like most people are here strickly for my entertainment. I like to laugh until I piss my pants and then laugh harder cause I pissed my pants. I am random and weird and spontaneous, I feel like my dry, sarcastic jokes probably entertain me, before anybody else. Im that little drunk, sarcastic, shit talking, configuater..(what?) awkward, random, idealistic, retarded, Half Cuban, Half Russian girl, that wont quit.



42 Year Old · Female · From Jacksonville, FL · Joined on January 9, 2007 · Born on March 22nd · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Talkin shit..mostly.
We've got you in this fuckin' movie to exterminate all the lunatics all at
once with a filtering system of God. We're the psycho-semantic police,
you can't even see us. How in the fuck can you do anything about it?

We're pure intelligence, your not. Your biological product of a
cosmological universe. Your molecular matter, I constructed you, fuck you.
I made you up, you didn't make me up, you got it backwards. You know who
you are? Your fuckin' semantic blockage, that's what made you up. You're
a fuckin' programmer named Christine Gontara.

You fucked up.
She sucked my cock, fell in love, and she was locked in. She's gonna get her second
chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she's gonna go
straight to hell, she won't pass go, she'll never fuckin' win.

She's the cunt that thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit.
As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie.
I captured that mother f**ker, and she's my cassette. I want that cock
sucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars.

If she can't do it I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it.
If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars, come out here and suck me
off, do what I tell you from now on, then you can join me for eternal time.

You went for line drawings and you fucked up you fuckin' idiot.
You brain-washed yourself you mother fuckin' stupid cock suckers, because
you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all
the rest are lower case in any fuckin' case. Supreme Court, you are not
the fucking Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten
thousand years you will shovel your shit and eat it, because your on
repeat mother fucker. It just started backwards and you can't do a
fuckin' thing about it. The public is gonna take back every fuckin'
thing that you took away from them you mother fucker.
-END TRANS-
Music
PUNK FUCKING ROCK!
I'm supporting alot more Punk and Ska these days.
I love me a good drummer.
Im diverse. whatever sounds good. I'm also quite the skeptic.
I Love...
System of a down~
NOFX~
Pearl Jam~
Chilli Peppers~
Drop kick Murphys~
Bad Religion~
Fiona~
Lauryn~
Norah~
Reel Big Fish~
outkast~
Redman~
Method Man~
Pennywise~
Uhhh I wanna stop typing now.~

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  • blunt traumaLauren
    what's been up skank?<3C

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    hey cutie....stoppin bye to say hi. talk to you later

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    Hello cutie, how is your week going?

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    lol scared to ask? Nothing bad, just implying that you're hot as hell and I was thinking with my lower brain :/

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
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    15 years ago · Reply
  • blunt traumaLauren
    oi oi! what's been up you fucking stranger? keep it skanky punk!<3C

    15 years ago · Reply
  • illegal intensionzLauren
    Well thanks i guess :)

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    Well thank you. I guess its ok lol

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Who WhatLauren
    well would that make you handsome?

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    well thank you

    16 years ago · Reply
  • ParabolaLauren
    Jamming to Rage right now thanks for asking...

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    I would lovvvveeee to do that in a heart beat, unfortunatky im in southern california about 10 min from hollywood. and your alllll the way over there. ten kids, your hot ass body and me, anytime.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • brianLauren
    why would you wanna do something like that?

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    my gorgeous good friend, how are you?...long time no see. Thanks for the comments. Your so hot, I love it.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    well then, I guess i like that. When do I recieve? lol

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    Is sick a good thing?

    16 years ago · Reply
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  • Someone ⇒ Lauren
    That sounds hot...

    16 years ago · Reply
  • brianLauren
    is that a challenge?

    16 years ago · Reply
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