Dude... I saw a dog throw up sooo much apple on the floor today. It was insane. Im an entirely fantastic guy.. taking firefighting at school, so thats pretty much all I ever do these days. Chances are I wont ever see this page again after I sober up in the morning. Hey, but Tran is on here, so its gotta be cool right? Hes my favorite Jewish Japanese pharmaceutical worker in the world. Oh ya.. I live in TorontoMy family operates an abortion clininc for clebrity pets, and my dad invented the syphillis vaccine, so we are hugely wealthy. I have many exotic cars, and my furniture is made of rich mahogany. Im roughly 6'4" tall, and I have powers much like those of Superman and Batman put together. I can eat hot sauce like a Mexican on crack. Im not technically a doctor, but I associate with many doctors, and my girlfriend is a nurse, so I obviously have medical skills. In 1993, I recieved the Nobel Prize in literature for my interpretation of subtlties in the "Diarrhea" song. I also was Arnold Scwarzeneggar's mentor, because of my defined abs and biceps, but thats not really something I like to brag about. I developed them by doing pushups and situps on the hard ground.Peace