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41 Year Old · Male · From Bellflower, CA · Joined on January 5, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on October 22nd · 5 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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41 Year Old · Male · From Bellflower, CA · Joined on January 5, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on October 22nd · 5 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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What??? You don't like pizza??? LOL!

First and foremost, I am in a very closed relationship with the man of my dreams. So, keep it rated X on here. Offline, keep it R.

This small square makes me uncomfortable. Facebook is intimidating. I still use the word gnarly. I may be having fun, but, I would rather be in Visalia with the "Cool Kids". They know who they are. LOL. Umm.. Ladera Ranch is gorgeous and I need to visit it and Laguna Niguel more often like the old days. I have a Disneyland pass and sometimes go there and do nothing. But, it's still fun. I feel like heights do not scare me. It's falling from them that's the scare and thrill. I focus a lot and talk a lot about my weight due to my great success in weight loss. I plan and am working on continuing this challenge. I love my mom and don't care if I scream it across the school yard. She's amazing! I have many close friends that I would do anything for. I miss travelling up to the bay area every chance I got. Responsibility is a mutha f***ah. Sushi is so bomb. I could almost eat it breakfast, lunch and dinner. Ok, not breakfast. And. Only when in the mood for raw fish. So, never when I'm sick. But, all the other times... YESSSS ON SUSHI. I think accents are dead sexy and quite the turn on. I love when an asian with a thick accent says UNBELIEVABLE or BROCOLLI. It's amazing. I think it's ridiculously hysterical when someone is continuously speaking arabic and every tenth to fifteenth word is BOMB. Egyptians are not as bad as my sister makes them out to be. NOT AS BAD. Which means... STILL BAD! LOL (Joking, Wabs... Calm down!) Irish people are typically hot and I get along with them best. Guys with long hair need to reconsider their decision. When you get a brew from Starsucks expect it to suck. They probably burned it. Adult shops are fun and kind of an addiction. Biting is a fetish. And if you really read all this "Thank You, Soldier!" and let me know what you thought. One Love, I'm out!!! For now.... dun dun dunnnnn.

41 Year Old · Male · From Bellflower, CA · Joined on January 5, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on October 22nd · 5 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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SUBJECT: PRICELESS

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What'syour hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the snide cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? Andjust what does arectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, " I start by inserting one finger,then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do they do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS!! Life is good!!!





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You scored as Violent

You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.


Hot


81%

Violent


81%

Wet


69%

Exciting


63%

Shy


31%

Sweet


25%

Soft


19%

Awkward


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LOL.Someone put this in a Mumm I voted on.Hysterical:


A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End




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