Okay, well, I’m back yet again. And this time I’m absolutely not gonna tolerate any of the crap that led to my leaving last time. If you want me as a friend, please, please have some damn respect. Yes, I am quite outgoing and I flirt a lot when not even realizing it at times, but that doesn’t automatically make me a whore … and certainly not just because you take something I’ve said the wrong way.

Friends are awesome and I can use every one I can get. But please know when to stay on the side of the line that tells both of us that you respect me for the real me and not just because you think I’ll let you check out the goods.

Having said that, for those who remember me, it’ll be great to get back in touch with many of you!!! For those who may never have met me, my name is Heather. I’m not gonna tell anyone my last name because of the catastrophe from the last time I was here. I’m about to turn 40 so I’m a little on-edge about that. The yay-ful-ness isn’t there. LOL! I have one of the thickest Maine accents out there because I’ve spent my entire life in Portland, Maine and other parts. I write erotic fiction but that’s about as far as I plan to go in my explanation of what I do for a living. And just know that anyone who decides to give me even the slightest gruff about my profession will immediately be ignored, no discussion.

I’m divorced and live with a roommate I’ve known since I was a little girl. She and I have been best friends for millions of years. LOL!

I suppose I can just get to the rest of my profile some later time. For now, anything you might wanna know about me, just ask. I may not answer, especially if it’s lewd or obnoxious, but if it’s respectful I probably will.

One single secret about me (which is something I used to do on a weekly basis my last time here):

I masturbate …

A LOT.

LOL!!!

Thanks for stopping by!!!