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Terry,The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed...LOLThank you for stopping by. You have a wonderful weekend.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says,"Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello? ...LOL...Thank you for stopping by. YOU have a lovely evening.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Life is just like an ocean; we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remains is just the memories of someone who touched us like waves. I would like to touch everyone with my utmost sincerity, endless love for humanity, and burning desire to care ~ Juliet AKA Modela Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks, gifts and nice comments on my profile page. I appreciate your friendship and may our friendship will grow stronger forever. Please be safe.You have a wonderful weekend.
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On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital."Mother," she sobs,"my husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daughter, says,"That's alright dear, your father has only six inches." ... LOLThank you for stopping by. You have a lovely evening!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Happy New Year 2015! Ring in the New Year by forgiving people and forgetting the negative vibes, and start afresh with a clean slate. Welcome the New Year with a positive attitude and make a resolution to be friends with new people and spread happiness. On this New Year I wish that you have a wonderful January, a lovely February, a Peaceful March, a stress-free April, a fun-filled May, and Joy that lasts from June to November, and finally a happy December. May my wishes come true and yours too. May we have a charming and lucky New Year 2015 God bless! ~ xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

~ The geography of a woman ~Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.LOLTGIF!Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me some lovin'. You have a beautiful day!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)