The following is boring shit that you might wanna know if you have time to kill and the cereal box is out of your reach to read
I like to polish bling. It's kind of an addiction actually, but we'll just say it's an idiosyncrasy of mine, k?
I hop on FU to get away from the bs we all deal with every day, whether it's for a few minutes or a 3 hour polishing blitz.
I took a long, long break from FU, and wow, I guess I'm not in Kansas anymore.


I am not looking for my cyber sex partner etc. and I wish you the best of luck if that is what you want...but this isn't the droid you've been looking for. I enjoy chatting on here when work permits, and would like to make new friends . If I don't answer you in SB it's probably either because
1. I'm working and just left the tab open
2. I'm not working but left the tab open
3. Your conversational gambit leaves something to be desired (how do you respond to 'I wanna lick your feet' ffs???)
4. You've said something inappropriate
5. I just don't feel like chatting. Btw, 'Hai!' is not a conversation starter..it's a sound you make when you are practicing martial arts.
I work from home, usually have 2-4 computers going at once, so please don't take offense if I don't answer, or disappear.

Simple things about me:
Books rock, for the most part TV doesn't.
Dogs
Alcoholic beverage preference: wine. Beer if that's all that's being offered. Once in a while I go crazy n have cap'n n diet but regret it later.
Red, then pink.
SYLO
Barry Sanders was the best running back of all time...my apologies to Jim Brown (who revolutionized the RB position) and Sweetness, who is a close second best.
I have a man crush on Freddy Couples, Graeme McDowell, Chris Bermann, and Ed Hochuli, I have a woman crush on Halle Berry.
No, I'm not 'the most beautiful woman' you've ever seen. Please don't think I believe that bs, but I am...well preserved

No, I'm not going to call you, or email you, or blah blah with you just because. I was raised a lady, albeit a slightly twisted one. Not to mention, again (because belaboring this particular point is not something I enjoy doing) I'm 44 f'ing years old! I don't cam, I have seen whatever you are offering for me to look at, unless you have more than two of them (never seen three, actually) so....need help? Wanna be a friend? Want me to check in on you, make sure you are shitfaced, ok, and have someone to call your kids/significant other if I get worried bc I haven't heard from you? Then I'm your girl. Once you get to know me not just because you rated me and think I'm 'sexi/hottt/beeee-uuuutiful (I think I spelled that right)/wanna (insert verb here) me'.
Ok there ya go...if you actually read this, kudos to you! Bc I am not all that exciting lol
No. I'm sorry, weird foot fetish man. You can't come on my toes. First, it's physically impossible unless you have really, really good aim from that far away. Second...eww. Just eww.

Oh..did I mention I love to cook, and being Sicilian, I'm really, really good at it