Hello everyone, I just got sick of myspace. I was searching around and found this site. I am looking to meet some new people (You can never have too many friends). I am tired of hanging around the same old crowd. I was in a three year relationship and now that about year has gone by, I am ready for something new, maybe a change, different direction, who knows.
I am originally from the North East. Yup....A Yankee, living in the beautiful state of Texas. I love it here. I moved down to Texas over 2 years ago to teach golf.
"It's not what you know, but who you know"
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One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Red Sox fan pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Yankee fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up".
YANKEE HATER FOR LIFE!!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Love, Linda