If I could catch a rainbow, I would do it, just for you,And, share with you, its beauty, on the days you're feeling blue.If I could, I would build a mountain, you could call your very own.A place to find serenity, a place just to be alone.If I could, I would take your troubles, and toss them into the sea.But, all these things, I'm finding, are impossible for me.I cannot build a mountain, or catch a rainbow fair;but, let me be, what I know best,A Friend, who's always there.Wishing my sweet friend a beautiful afternoon.commentburner.com
* ~ Joke of the Day ~ * A family was on vacation with their 6 year old son and noticed a sign for a nudist beach. The husband and wife always wanted to go to one and decided that their son is young enough that it wouldn’t really matter. The mother was relaxing laying in the sand topless. The son noticed his dad looking at all the naked women's chests on the beach and runs to his mother,"Mommy, mommy why do some girls have bigger ones and some are smaller?" The mother calmly said,"Well son the girls with the big ones are really, really stupid." The boy accepts this answer and runs off to play. He then noticed the men. The boy runs back to his mother and asked,"Mommy, mommy, why are some guys bigger and some smaller?" The mother again comely says,"Well the bigger they are the stupider the man is." Boy again accepts the answer and runs to play. A few minutes later the boy runs to his mommy and says," Mommy, mommy daddy is talking to a really really stupid lady and he’s getting stupider and stupider every second!"
Tonto A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks,"Where are you flying to today?"She responds,"To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks,"And what do you do at this meeting?""Well," she says,"We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality.""And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.She explains,"Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers.""Very interesting..." the man responds.Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes."I'm sorry," she says,"I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"The man extends his hand and replies,"Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said,"Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker."John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.So John said"Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."The guys looked confused and said,"What makes you think that?" John replied"Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The black guys laughed and responded,"No mon, that tattoo says,"Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."
I never hear from you anymore. Have you forgotten all about me???
How is everything? How come you don't write me? Hope you are ok. Miss You!!!!
I never hear from you anymore. Did you forget about me?
