I would like to meet my partner in crime. I have a deplorably excessive personality, which means that I'm generally overflowing with it. My mind moves fast, so it takes a certain type of person to keep up. Strange things are always afoot, and my mind is full of ideas that usually come to you when the power goes out.I'm bold when necessary, and thoughtful at all times. I always try not to fucking swear in front of children. I'll stand up for anyone who's being wronged, and I'll be the last person standing beside you, if we're friends. I've dabbled in a lot of things in life, and I'd like to meet someone who has experienced as much. That's not to say that I'm unstable. I've been working in my career for over five years now, kept my dog alive and happy for ten years, own a car that works, and come home every night.I pretty much work things at my own pace, which means that I have a cavalier attitude towards responsibility. I have a lot of stories to tell, and I'd love to swap them with an open-minded, curious, intelligent woman over a nice home-cooked meal with some jazz in the background. That being said, I'm probably not going to meet her here.The reality is that if I've sent you a message, it's because I find you interesting, attractive, and think you would be a good partner for going out, having a good time, and getting a little (if not really) fucked up. I'm always good for that, haha. I'm kind of an enabler that way.So, in the meantime, if you're a sexy girlie with poor self-control, no conscience, and good hygiene, please apply by clicking "Message Me" above.dot