59 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 270896·
Joined on November 26, 2006
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Born on October 11th
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
59 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 270896·
Joined on November 26, 2006
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Born on October 11th
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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1. My Wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts ARE just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; there are so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18. Procrastinate Now! 19. Liberal Arts Degree; Do You Want Fries with that? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was taken. 24. He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, DEAD. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig. 27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28. The original "point and click" was a Smith & Wesson. 29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
---------------------------------------------------------- Well lets see my name is Brad I'm 41, have two very wonderful and beautiful little girls named Destiny Nicole and Desiree Asia.. They are 6 and 3! I'm a manager for an auto transportation company. I am a family man who loves doing little things with my kids! So if you wanna get to know me a little bit better then you can IM me on my yahoo brad32225 or we can chat on here for a while if you like......
59 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 270896·
Joined on November 26, 2006
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Born on October 11th
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
yea so hi there miss me?yea it took me 8 months to remebermy log in info....anyway, merry new yrs and happy easter incase i forget my log in info again lol