If I had to describe myself I'd have to say I'm a semi-literate boyscout with a dash of tourettes syndrome. Basically I can't spell worth a shit, can't lie to save my life and have figured out just about every interesting way to use four letter words. I'm old enough to say that I've seen it all twice and done it all once and I'm too f*ckin' tired to talk about it. I recently moved to Brooksville, Florida. If you've never moved a couple thousand miles away from any and all that you know, and considering it... give it some serious thought! I'm a landscape designer for a prominant company in the area and enjoy my job. I'm not here for attention or female companionship... I use MySpace as a pass-time only. I'm by far not your average man, so aimless flirting in my direction will go unappreciated in ever sense of the word.... however,if it's done in a moral fasion and a little class has anything to do with it, you might catch my eye! I dont mean to be blunt and obnoxious about the whole meeting new people deal.... but you'd be amazed at the amount of "uhhh... hi, I be Nancy. wuddup wit uz?" I get.... the ebonics has no place on MySpace, in my humble opinion. It's the U.S. of phuckin' A.... speak the language or at least try. It's pretty bad when you're running around central Florida and have to know how to say "Where's your restroom" in Spanish just to get a response outta the dude behind the counter! Also... the whole "press 1 to proceed in English" annoys the piss out of me! Other than that... I lead the same life you do... I go to work... I do my job WELL.... and I come home and spend time with my family, whom happens to be my dog, Jevin. I dont go out much... which I plan to change ASAP, just gotta get to know the hot spots etc. I dont know anyone around here, so basically, being a homebody is acceptable for now. Let's see... I've been a member of the AARA for about 7 years now and have rescued several animals, one of which lives with me now, Jevin, my chocolate lab. I listen to country, 80's and soft rock... I cant stand the 'drive-by, shoot 'em up, youz gotz a phat ass and I wanna dip it in 10W-30 penzoil and grab some jumper cables and smack dat rump shaka" kinda music! Also cant stand the gangsta wanna-be bullsh*t... I'ld put money on it, that you haven't got, that you haven't the foggiest phuckin' idea what "gangsta life" is, so shut yer pie hole and get a phuckin' education... just my humble opinion ;) I dont think women covered in tattooes are an attractive thing... maybe one here and there... but sleeves? Are you kidding me? Not that I couldn't be... but that better be one smart mutha phucker. Femininity, eyes, smile... what ever happened to the real woman? How about a professional woman... now we're talkin'. I've never been married, and that's probably why... I've never dated a professional woman and that's probably what I need. But then she'd end up screwing her boss and I'ld be back in the same boat again.... never married, no kids... buying my puppies Christmas presents and celebrating their birthdays while watching Everybody Loves Raymond on Friday nights. Are you still reading? Good Lord you're bored! What else... in my last relationship, which wasn't too God-awful long ago,we ended it on really bad terms... I basically left quick fast and in a hurry.... changed my cell phone number and became non-existant. Yeah, I know... what a pussy to just up and leave like that, right? It was hard too... 'cuz she didn't have a job! Pfft... had she known, she might have burned everything I had and "lost" my dog.... not to mention during one of her fits, I told her not to hit my truck on the way out of the driveway... I dont have to tell you what happened 30 seconds later, do I? lol Yeah, she was that kind. Great woman, dont get me wrong, would do ANYTHING for her man that she felt he needed, but it always had to be her way... I obviously took the highway. I'll stand by that too, she'd do ANYTHING... anyTIME lol. Anyway... you're not still here reading this crap are you? One more thing, while we're on the subject... dont bring your men bashing comments this way, because you will lose. Both sexes are guilty of wrongful doings... so you women that stick to your tight little clicks, bash guys, cock-block and openly advertise your bisexual tendancies (not all men want to be with 2 women! I'll be the 1st to admit, I aint man enough!)... take your drama infested panties elswhere... those that think with their real heads see right through your BS. I might seem like an asshole, but I'm tired of being shit on, used and taken for granted! I work with about 60 people and a few are of the female persuasion... all but maybe 2 consider me a nice guy... and those 2 are male by the way... they just dont like the new guy telling them how to do their job. I think I'm done venting... back to nice-guy Dan! :D "I will try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter"... lol QFT! = Quoted For Truth.