41 Year Old
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Male
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From Era, TX·
Joined on October 13, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 1st
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Don't confuse 'new' with 'innovative' - the latter assumes some level of non-suck.
Yea I talk to much, Know to much, and make to many mistakes. Life is good. Currently work on thing that I cant really talk about... you know top secret ninja stuff -I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again." Apparently i was in a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong, or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "C'mon, Sid, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top." -On my list of most annoying people to travel with, the very worst are people who get really tan and won't stop discussing their tanning strategies. For over two weeks, I had to hear Jen and Steve talk about how much "color" they got and how they hoped to get more "color" and where they might be lacking in "color." Nobody mother-fucking cares, you assholes! I need two coats of SPF 45 just to avoid getting burnt to a crisp on an overcast day. But, hey, at least I'm not bitter. -I work out 0-5 times a week, every week, no exceptions. And so I've studied a lot of workout plans. But I've finally found the one that's right for me. It's called the "Whatever the Person Before Me Did" workout. Here's how it goes: whatever the person who used the machines or weights before you did, that's what you do. Lat pull-down bar already hooked up? Lat pull-downs it is! Bench already set at 150 pounds? Looks like I'm benching 150 today! The best part about this workout is that it combines exercise with laziness. And you thought it couldn't be done. -I've become a bit of an ellipsis whore when I write emails. I just can't resist...putting those three dots...in between all of my thoughts...even where...grammatically inappropriate. And I'll tell you what my latest weapon is .. two dots. People don't know what the fuck to make of it. A girl will email me and I'll write back: That's what you think.. It's not quite a period, not quite an ellipsis, but it sure is confusing. Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. -- Calvin Coolidge "I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary. Whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." -- Isaac Newton Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -- Abraham Lincoln
"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south—they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He’s a moron, he’s dead—good, we lost a moron, fuckin’ celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don’t mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that’s the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather.'"--- bill hicks
41 Year Old
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Male
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From Era, TX·
Joined on October 13, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 1st
Interests
Having fun, Being happy, Games, Art, Music, Camping, Smokin , drinkin, and lots of other things that start end with 'in.
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