and yet more christmas lyrics....lol....I'm dreamin' of a white trash ChristmasWe'll decorate the mobile homeThere'll be cousin's kissin'And front teeth missin'And you'll hear grandpa peein' in the snowI'm dreamin' of a white trash ChristmasNo Christmas card from my ex-wifeI did get a subpoena thoughOur family tree is leanin' to the rightAnd we'll all be playin' poker Christmas nightLadies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!(Harmonica Solo)Lets pick out a few presents nowWe're going to celebrate another white trash ChristmasWith mad dog wine and miller lightAnd when our hound dog is howlin' through the nightHe says may all your Christmas' be whiteOh, ah, pay no attention to that all trespassers will be shot signThat don't apply to you SantaNice rack on Blitzen though

SING WITH ME... OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL, HOT SEX SOUNDS SO DELIGHTFUL ANDTHEN THERES NO ONE ELSE YOU KNOW, TEXT A HO TEXT A HO TEXT HO

OH I FOUND YOU THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS CAROL...Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas lyricsSchools out, Christmas breakHome for the holiday's meatloaf and fruitcakeOff to grandmas, it's so boringScreaming kids and grandpa's snoringMy aunt Margaret's lost her mindShe's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wineIt's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' ChristmasI must be on Santa clauses shitlistThe tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kissShoot me now I'm sick of all my relativesHave a merry merry merry frickin' ChristmasUncle Richard he's a weirdoPassing out pictures of himself in a SpeedoMy cousin Ashley, her singing really sucksBlames it on her drummer and acid refluxMy brother's wife is really hotShe pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caughtIt's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' ChristmasI must be on Santa clauses shitlistThe tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kissShoot me now I'm sick of all my relativesHave a merry merry merry frickin' ChristmasWe haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to startSo I'll fake a smile 'cause its going back to Wal-MartIt's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' ChristmasI must be on Santa clauses shitlistThe tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kissShoot me now I'm sick of all my relativesHave a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas