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58 Year Old · Male · From San Antonio, TX · Joined on September 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 21st · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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58 Year Old · Male · From San Antonio, TX · Joined on September 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 21st · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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HELLO, HOW DO YOU FU? I tried. If you block your bling, I won't even rate and like you. Just business.

Presently working on achievements: Designated Driver, Polish 20k Limited Bling, Polish 100 Cubes, Poke 10k New Members. If you're a newbie and you don't allow pokes, I'll outright ignore you.

Some of you have a hard time getting it. I don't have many rules. My bling, shoutbox, etc. are always open. But the more uncivilized of you have brought me to lay down the following:

First off, NO BLANK FRIEND REQUESTS!

Really, I don't mind adding just about anyone who asks. But if you float me a blank request, it will likely be ignored with feeling. This includes the classic, "Friends?" and other one-word, lame-ass attempts. Same sentiment goes to advertisement-style HTML comments. They will be deleted and not posted. While we're on that subject, requests to be added to family are almost always summarily ignored. My family on FU consists of those few people I actually have conversations with. If you are ever one of those, then your chances go up, but my response to family add requests is almost always to ignore them. Also, don't beg.
It makes you look like a total loser. You need a cherry bomb to level? Then I suggest you reach into your wallet and buy credits like the rest of us. Like most of the rest of us.

Second, NO DRAMA!

Seriously, I don't give a rat's ass who is screwing whom, who has what bling, who says what about me or anyone else. Keep to your own, that's my motto. Don't like me? Block me. Don't care. Life's too short to waste time trying to please ppl who just want to be miserable.

FUBAR is a fun place to waste time. I think that most of the people here are great, but we do have to deal with our share of douchecanoes (borrowed from a good friend), and of course the fu-whores (of both genders). FU itself has done a lot to keep the game interesting, but here lately they've made a few piss poor moves, in my opinion. Like allowing people to block polishing of bling, first removing then jacking up the price of the god mode, and no more one-click photo scrolling among them. Anyway, I don't spend much $$ here, but when I do have credits I'm generally pretty generous with them.

So, pull up a chair, kick off yer boots and let's have some fun! I'm a Massachusetts guy, originally. I spent 20 years in the Navy and now call Texas my home. Year round motorcycling! I have deep roots on the west coast, where I spent most of my Navy career. Anything else you want to know, just ask. And have a nice day!



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If anyone wants to talk shop: Metal fabrication, welding, woodworking, motorcycles, cars, railfanning, home improvement, quality management, industrial safety, SPC, GD&T, blueprint reading, and of course anything to do with navy damage control, firefighting and hull maintenance, please feel free to ask in my SB or via PM.

I wonder if I will ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without pointing it at myself and saying "there's one."

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This is the internet! Surprise! There are all sorts of sleazebags here. I'm not one of them, but it aggravates me when I see ppl complaining about guys being sleazy. You get what you get out here. May I suggest you either deal with it or get the hell out.

58 Year Old · Male · From San Antonio, TX · Joined on September 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 21st · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
Interests
Motorcycles! Guns! Welding, burning, bending, blowing stuff up. You know, all that guy stuff. Recently took up golf, and wish I had started 30 years earlier.

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Still working toward that m/c trip to Laconia..stay tuned! Maybe 2018...

Music
Classic rock, mostly. From good, hard metal like Deep Purple, to good ol' hippie folk music like Arlo Guthrie, to most excellent acid jams from Yes. If I had played a guitar I would have to play like Slash; if I sang it would have to be like Daltrey.
Video Games
I quit fumafia. What a bunch of pussies and cuntbags. And no, don't pardon the language.

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