I'm just a regular guy. I like going to a good movie, laughing with my friends, having a BBQ with the family, playing with my dog (if I had one of my own), and playing basketball with the guys.

I'm kinda shy in person, but it doesn't take long for me to warm up to cool people. I'm very honest, sometimes to a fault. I'm a very caring person; I'm told I make a better brother than boyfriend... which kinda sucks, but it's better than being called an asshole, right?

I am a United States Marine, a Lance Corporal (two ranks below Sergeant, for those who don't know) and I love my job. It's so easy, I get paid to push buttons and turn knobs. It's very stable, very satisfying usually. I've had a lot of fun in the Corps. Don't know yet if I'll make a career of it, but I'm leaning that way. And I'm not all moto, for those who DO know what I'm talkin about. I can be a pogue, I just like to do the right thing because it helps me get further than being a pogue does.

People keep asking me how I am in bed... Because my last name is Lay... So for those perverts: 1: Fuck off! 2: Take some time, get to know me, and find out! 3: FUCK OFF! 4: Don't ask me that... It's stupid and childish.

Contrary to this profile, I don't actually like to talk about myself. I'm actually very humble. I just like people to actually know something about me before they just randomly spam me invites like this annoying "models" keep doing.

And for you "models," no I don't want to see your cams. No I do not want to chat. No I will not give your website my credit card number just to have the SAME MATERIAL I can find for free all over the internet. If you're too scared to go out and actually meet men instead of suckering them into losing hundreds of dollars on a shitty java cam site, I probly don't wanna know you in the first place...

I'm pretty easy to get along with. So message me up. Maybe we can talk, if you like what you read. Provided you actually read it.

Thanks for your time!
Sam