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45 Year Old · Male · From Cleveland, OH · Joined on July 6, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on August 23rd · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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45 Year Old · Male · From Cleveland, OH · Joined on July 6, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on August 23rd · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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LET ME START OFF BY APOLOGIZING IN ADVANCE, AS A PRECAUTION IF I MISLEAD ANY OF U TO THINK I GIVE A SHIT WHAT U THINK.

~Ok, here we go. Why I hate these things. Cuz my r/l stuff isn't any of ur business.
In 1999 I was in the flats of Cleveland, Ohio. **PER: POLICE REPORT** - I was assaulted by (11)guys. They all ran at me at the same time,and pushed me about (6)feet backwards. When I was pushed and fell down, I hit my head on a fire hydrant. As I was laying there(knocked the fawk out), bleeding to death. All (11)guys were kicking/stomping me in the head(roughly 30-40 times).
I was then life flighted to Metro Hospital(only a 5 minute drive from where I was). I under went brain surgery for about 12 hours. Doctors say I had (13)blood clots and (11) contusions on my brain. During the surgery, I needed a blood transfusion to save my life. I died twice on the operating table. After the surgery I went into a coma for 12 days. When I came out of the coma, I was placed in a regular room(with a goofy sum bish). (3) months later,I went home fine as can be. Just a few extra scars on my head. **BY THE WAY, I LOVE SCARS** Awhile(YEARS!!!) after that I was diagnosed with a staph infection on my brain. Surgeon told my wife, it must have went undetected(staph infection) for years. Because when he removed it, it was the size of a baseball. That infection fawked my world up. BIG TIME!!! Basically ev1 gave up on me. Saying I was gonna die. I ended up in a nursing home for (9)months. Long story short: I was beyond helpless!
But then it hit me. Thanks to my wife(which is a nurse) who is a remarkable woman. And I'm to young and stubborn to give up...without a fight.
It's been a big challenge...alot of people would have given up already. I've had other medical situations along the way. Such as my double knee arthritis and both my knee caps are un-a-lined...doctors say, sports and learning to walk all over again is more than likely the cause.
The neurosurgeon said if I wasn't as drunk as I was, I would have died. Cuz alcohol relaxes ur brain.
Anyone in the medical field can tell you, I shouldn't b here or be here typing on fubar.
All my pics r recent.
I'm here and making this look good. So hate away u hater bishes.

MORAL OF THIS STORY: I'M HERE N STILL MAKING B*TCHES JEALOUS, AND PEOPLE ARE STILL HATING ON ME.

6 foot
202lbs.
brown everything
25 pro tattoos
I tan(I live in ohio.weather sucks)
I go to gym 3-5 times a week
I workout at home(mostly knee therapy and ab stuff)

~SUM OF U MIGHT READ MY PROFILE AND SAY TO YOURSELF, HE'S A COCKY MOTHER F*CKER. AND YOUR DAMN SKIPPY, FOR WHAT I'VE OVERCOME AND MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, I'M ONE OF THE COCKIEST MOTHER F*CKERS YOU'LL EVER COME ACROSS.




ANYMORE BRAIN BUSTERS??? CALL MY ATTORNEY

45 Year Old · Male · From Cleveland, OH · Joined on July 6, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on August 23rd · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
Interests
Tattoos
Piercings
Sports card collecting
Sports memorabilia and autographed sports memorabilia collecting

I have 25 pro tattoos n still going. I also have 7 piercings.

I LOVE FIGHTING, DUNNO WHY. IT WAS THE WAY OF LIFE WHERE I GREW UP 4 AWHILE. PLUS I WAS A BOUNCER/FLOORMAN @ SEVERAL BARS, DANCE CLUBS, N CABARETS/STRIP CLUBS(female strippers) IN CLEVELAND AND I LOVE F*CKING WITH U FUTARDS N U INTERNET COMMANDOS, CUZ NO MATTER HOW BIG N BAD U THINK U R, I CAN SIT HERE N TALK SH*T TO U ALL DAY. WTF U GONNA DO? BLOCK ME, BOO F*CKIN HOO, WON'T B THE 1st N DAMN SURE WON'T B THE LAST.

...BUT HAGD...OH YA WHILE UR AT IT BLOCK THIS N KISS MY (_l_)



OH YA, THIS MIGHT B STUPID TO SUM OF U. BUT IT SAVES TIME N I COULD CARE LESS WTF U THINK.

THIS IS MY FUBAR LOUNGE RESUME(LMFAO):
"PITCH BLACK" - PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING SINCE IT WAS A BRAND NEW LOUNGE WHEN I STARTED...EXCEPT DJ
"Z LOUNGE" - HEAD ENFORCER
"HOTT LIPS" - BARTENDER
"LUCKY'S SPOT" - ENDORSER WITH MODS
"SDL"(SKINNY DIPPING LOUNGE) - ENFORCER
"VELVET" - ENFORCER/PROMOTER
"THE STUDIO" - ENFORCER DELUXE: ENFORCER/PROMOTER/GREETER
"CLUB UTOPIA" - HEAD ENFORCER
"EYE CANDY" - MR. BOWANKY: ENFORCER/PROMOTER/GREETER
"ANGELS N DEMONS" - HEAD ENFORCER
"SHORT BUS" - PROMOTER
"HEDONISM'S PLAYGROUND" - HEAD ENFORCER
"MFKN STREET" - PROMOTER
"SYNFUL PLEASURES" - MANAGER
Music
My favorite song is: HED-PE 'raise hell'.


I love all music...well
To b exact, I like sum rock, alot of alternative, alot of r&b, sum rap, sum country.

The video on my profile is one of my favorite workout songs and it's the ringtone on my cell. Most important...I like it

Go ahead n laugh, but I've always liked the song 'send me on my way' by Rusted Root.

For sum reason I like old skool hip hop better than the new.
Video Games
Fact: Doesn't pay to have friends that are b*tches n sh*t talkers. Even tho I always went the extra mile to help them in a fight. Call me weird, but fighting is what I like to do. As a matter of fact, several of my bouncer jobs were after my injury.

Now I'm just your married, boring guy(with a lil kick).

Not to mention, our judicial system sucks a fat one. After months of court, the judge let em' go. She said it was because I couldn't remember anything.
I felt like telling her, go through what I did and tell me how much u remember.

~Sum1 on here once said to me: THOSE THAT MATTER,DON'T CARE. AND THOSE THAT CARE, DON'T MATTER. I think that is one of the best things I've ever heard.

You wanna be my fu-friend? I'm cool with that.
2 things will get u blocked ASAP:
1)don't come saying that 'god does everything for a reason' bullsh*t to me. If that were the case, why did he screw up my world.
Not to sound cocky, but I had it going on...in every aspect

2)And absolutely no 'aww' or any of that other pitty bullsh*t. I've heard it all.

*I DON'T DISCUSS MY FINANCIAL SITUATION WITH ANY1. I'M MORE THAN GOOD.
*Just cuz I'm not some middle aged man still living at home with mommy or daddy. Wasting all my money on fubar credits to try an impress ladies don't mean shit. Just means some of you need to grow up n get a life.*

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