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49 Year Old · Female · From Oroville, CA · Joined on June 22, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 20th
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49 Year Old · Female · From Oroville, CA · Joined on June 22, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 20th
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I'm often described as "really animated". This is because I'm incapable of telling a story without using hand gestures & sound effects. I've got a strong sense of humor. I'm a bit of a smartass, you know...quick with a comeback...but just in a joking sense. I have a genuinely sweet nature & that can be a disadvantage at times. I've got a job I enjoy and 3 kids who live with me most of the time. Life has kicked me down plenty, but I always get back on the horse! :)


50 Reasons Men Should Adore Me

1. I don't mind if he leaves the toilet seat up

2. I'm down for a date that costs less than $30

3. I let him know what I want instead of making him guess

4. My gravy doesn't come out of a cheap little packet...it's homemade baby

5. I WILL pull his finger

6. I'm turned on when he comes home from work dirty

7. I understand "It's hunting season"

8. I have really soft lips

9. I find chest hair sexy

10. I make him feel like the hottest man in the room

11. His friends will love me

12. I like wildflowers better than roses

13. I'll take care of him when he's sick

14. Bah, a good ole dutch oven never hurt anyone

15. I've got that passionate latina vibe

16. I give him a cold beer and a back rub after a hard day

17. I support his decisions and appreciate his opinions

18. I can love like nobody's business

19. I'll watch "man flicks" with him

20. I don't care about his income, I have my own

21. I'll bait my own hook

22. I tell him how brave he is when he kills a spider for me

23. I'll remind him of birthdays and anniversaries 2 weeks in advance

24. I'll occasionally pack him a lunch the guys will envy

25. I'm easy to tease and I take it well

26. I always appreciate what he does for me

27. I don't mind if he hangs with the boys...I like to hang with the girls

28. I'm not high maintenance

29. I can "keep up with the best of 'em"

30. I compliment his amazing strength when he carries heavy things for me

31. Because I am perhaps the sweetest girl on earth

32. My chest makes a really good pillow

33. It's so fun to scare the crap outta me after a scary movie

35. I make some mean enchiladas

36. I don't cheat

37. My IQ is in the 130's

38. I hate chick drama

39. What my exes did is NOT his fault and he will not be punished for it

40. I actually listen when he tells me about his bad day

41. I rub his head when he lays it on me

42. I can change my own tire

43. I don't wear scary face creams at night

44. My hair smells so damn good

45. I heat the syrup

46. I ain't afraid of gettin dirty

47. I don't need to talk all the time...I appreciate silence

48. I don't have an annoying small dog

49. I play a mean arm pit straw

50. I'm the kinda girl parents love



49 Year Old · Female · From Oroville, CA · Joined on June 22, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 20th

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