49 Year Old
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Female
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From Oroville, CA·
Joined on June 22, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 20th
15
I'm often described as "really animated". This is because I'm incapable of telling a story without using hand gestures & sound effects. I've got a strong sense of humor. I'm a bit of a smartass, you know...quick with a comeback...but just in a joking sense. I have a genuinely sweet nature & that can be a disadvantage at times. I've got a job I enjoy and 3 kids who live with me most of the time. Life has kicked me down plenty, but I always get back on the horse! :)
50 Reasons Men Should Adore Me
1. I don't mind if he leaves the toilet seat up
2. I'm down for a date that costs less than $30
3. I let him know what I want instead of making him guess
4. My gravy doesn't come out of a cheap little packet...it's homemade baby
5. I WILL pull his finger
6. I'm turned on when he comes home from work dirty
7. I understand "It's hunting season"
8. I have really soft lips
9. I find chest hair sexy
10. I make him feel like the hottest man in the room
11. His friends will love me
12. I like wildflowers better than roses
13. I'll take care of him when he's sick
14. Bah, a good ole dutch oven never hurt anyone
15. I've got that passionate latina vibe
16. I give him a cold beer and a back rub after a hard day
17. I support his decisions and appreciate his opinions
18. I can love like nobody's business
19. I'll watch "man flicks" with him
20. I don't care about his income, I have my own
21. I'll bait my own hook
22. I tell him how brave he is when he kills a spider for me
23. I'll remind him of birthdays and anniversaries 2 weeks in advance
24. I'll occasionally pack him a lunch the guys will envy
25. I'm easy to tease and I take it well
26. I always appreciate what he does for me
27. I don't mind if he hangs with the boys...I like to hang with the girls
28. I'm not high maintenance
29. I can "keep up with the best of 'em"
30. I compliment his amazing strength when he carries heavy things for me
31. Because I am perhaps the sweetest girl on earth
32. My chest makes a really good pillow
33. It's so fun to scare the crap outta me after a scary movie
35. I make some mean enchiladas
36. I don't cheat
37. My IQ is in the 130's
38. I hate chick drama
39. What my exes did is NOT his fault and he will not be punished for it
40. I actually listen when he tells me about his bad day
41. I rub his head when he lays it on me
42. I can change my own tire
43. I don't wear scary face creams at night
44. My hair smells so damn good
45. I heat the syrup
46. I ain't afraid of gettin dirty
47. I don't need to talk all the time...I appreciate silence
48. I don't have an annoying small dog
49. I play a mean arm pit straw
50. I'm the kinda girl parents love
49 Year Old
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Female
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From Oroville, CA·
Joined on June 22, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 20th
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