I am an absolute good for nothing type of person that will probably never amount to anything in my life. I am extremely lazy, and only work 3 hours a day because I believe it cuts into my drinking time. I get my exercise from jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle and passing the buck! I look forward to retirement! I can’t wait to travel the country in a box car!
I am dumber than a bag of hammers and often times have a hard time figuring out how to put my socks on in the morning. And they are usually dirty because I don’t know how to run my washing machine
I consider my self popular because my picture is in all the post offices I’ve ever been in! I have a lot of friends, but I don’t get to see them often! Sometimes I will see them when I am driving down the road and they are on work release.
I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome, which I think is what causes me to have crossed eyes! I have been told I am a good looking guy for someone that has been mistaken for as a result of a nuclear accident!
I like to sing karaoke once in a while! Everyone says my voice makes coyotes howl! It must be good, I like when coyotes howl!
Oh, one more thing, I am a habitual liar! Do you believe me??