Basic Facts/Info:

-I manage a gym

-I do work out

-I am good-looking

-I am really funny

-I do not own a BMW

-I do not have a lot of money

-According to you, I only need to be funny

-Sometimes I grow a beard

-THEIR, THERE, and THEY'RE.... are three different words!

-So are TO, TOO and TWO!

-Most of my family lives in or around Seattle, WA

-I've never been in a fight

-I can kick your ass!

-I pay too much attention to sports

-I was born in Alaska

-Ohio is boring

-I hate strip clubs

-"American Idol" is the downfall of human society

-I watch television shows that I hate

-I like girls that like themselves without make-up

-One of these days I am going to leave Ohio

-I am a legs and butt guy

-Boobs are overrated

-I love boobs

-I am 5'9" and 3/4

-I'm 5'10" with shoes on

-I tell people I'm 5'9"

-I have grey eyes that change color

-I have a thing for red hair and asian women

-I have a thing for all women

-I love beer

-I love women that love beer

-I do not play video games

-"a lot" is two separate words

-I watch a lot of movies

-I drink as much as I can

-I do not drink and drive

-I am terrible with names

-You will forget my name

-I have two tattoos

-I have fathered no children that I know of

-I have no STDs

-I want to have a family some day

-I love to take naps

-I want to see you naked!