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46 Year Old · Male · From Aguanga, CA · Invited by: marketman · Joined on May 8, 2006 · Born on May 20th
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46 Year Old · Male · From Aguanga, CA · Invited by: marketman · Joined on May 8, 2006 · Born on May 20th
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46 Year Old · Male · From Aguanga, CA · Invited by: marketman · Joined on May 8, 2006 · Born on May 20th
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles t o
ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black? " Concerned that he may elevate
his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his
gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then,
she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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