About Me?....Hmmm, like you really want to know? or even care! Fine, I am a advance scout for a military fleet from the star Pluto, I am here doing recon. for our battle fleets. Searching out intelliget life, that might be a hinderance on the invasion. Unfortunately, I am not finding any here, so our invasion won't be much of a challenge!

If you are on of those people who believe anything you read online.. let me tell you another one...

Truthfully... I was on a three hour sit seeing tour out of Hawaii, on a little tour boat, named the Minnow, the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, the mate wasn't a mighty sailing man, the skipper was brave and was unsure, if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would of been lost. The ship set shore a tiny desert isle, With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire, and his lazy ass wife, a movie star, the professor, Mary Ann, and ofcoarse myself! So far we have lost the the millionaire, and his wife, as well as the movie star. That Mary Ann is amazing, she knows how to cook anything and anyone! And the professor is amazing, he made me this computer out of coconuts, but he cannot figure out how to fix the boat! Personally I think that is because he likes all the attention he gets from Mary Ann!. But anyways... Yes i am stuck on this Island and we are running out of Passengers, and the bananas and coconuts will only last so long! So send help!