WELCOME one and all to the Land of the GOOBERS!!I am Dink, Queen of this holy land, and all that dwells in it. Today I will be your tour guide in an efforts to assist you in becoming familiar with what a TRUE goober really is. Currently there are only 13 goobers in captivity but more and more goobers are being located. Now finding a goober can be extremely tricky, there are no standards to the looks of a Goober, they range in height, weight, color, etc. You yourself will not be able to deteremine if you have found a TRUE goober..BUT never fear!! IF you think you have found one just let me know, and I will be HAPPY to confirm the finding!With that being said lets get into a bit more depeth with the goobers in captivity:Matoe: (scientific name~Sylent) he was the first goober located. This goober is extremely goofie and well witted. He is what we call "Fluffy" and is perfect for hugginSweetcheeks: (scientific name~Punky) she is amount the shorter Goobers, she is wild and passionate but you must watch yourself around this goober she does tend to become erratic and would shake her butt on you if given the chance.Dudders: (scientific name~Mr.Main) Dudders is one of the extremely freakishly tall goobers. He was located off the coast of some island and was thought to be Big Foot until furhter examination was done. Dudders is an extremely friendly goober and he is great at making the other goobers laugh. But beware he has tendencies of using people as arm rests.Bullseye: (scientific name~JokerKiller) One of the more clumsy goobers Bullseyes eyesight is deminishing and he is having issues with his aim (take that how you will) He is a twisted goober but we love him none the less!! RP&S: (scientific name~Jennifer Venom) She is a color and supposely tasty goober. *for further detail on that you will have to check with bullseye* RP joined the clan after a run in with Skittles. From that day on we knew she was indeed a TRUE goober.