50 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: ScottishPride·
Joined on May 22, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 5th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
50 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: ScottishPride·
Joined on May 22, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 5th
·5 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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YOU CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER, WELL...NOW YOU GOT IT! HONESTLY~ IT DOESNT MATTER. BUT I MUST WARN YOU~ I AM NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME TRAMATIC SHIT, AND LATELY, MY GIVE A DAMN IS BUSTED! I ALSO HAVE A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR AND OFTEN HAVE FOOT MOUTH SYNDROME~ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS..OPEN MOUTH INSERT FOOT! SO GO AHEAD AND ADD ME, BUT PLEASE BE FORWARNED THAT NOT EVERYTHING I SAY IS WHAT I MEAN, BUT TRUST ME, I OFTEN MEAN WHAT I SAY. ANOTHER WORDS, DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY UNLESS I TELL YOU TO, CAUSE YOU MIGHT END UP WITH YOUR FEELINGS HURT! I CAN BE PRETTY HARDCORE AND HARSH~ BUT IF YOUR A FRIEND, THEN IM AS LOYAL AS A PITBULL! I HAVE BEEN DELETED BY MANY O FOLK FOR BEING "TO HARDCORE". . . HA HA HA...PUSSYS! COULDNT HANG WITH THE BIG DOG SO THEY HAD TO GET OFF THE PORTCH...GOTTA LUV EM'. GIVE ME TIME...ILL GROW ON YA...I PROMISE ( EVIL GRIN )...TILL THEN...IM STAYEN TRUE ALWAYS...BITCHES! OH AND BY THE WAY, SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR BEING BI~SEXUAL, WELL THATS NOT THE CASE, HOWEVER; I AM BUY~SEXUAL, BUY ME SOMETHING AND I GET VERY SEXUAL....THE ONE THING DADDY DID TEACH HIS LITTLE GIRL~ YOU CANT BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER! MY FAVORITE SAYING HAS ALWAYS BEEN....BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE JEALOUS GIRL WHO DOESNT WANT TO ADMIT SHE ENVY'S YOU! SO GET ON THE TABLE AND DANCE YOU HOT LITTLE PIECE OF EYE CANDY...DANCE FOR MOMMY!
50 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: ScottishPride·
Joined on May 22, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 5th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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MaliciousVixen Im allergic to alcohol...I break out in handcuffs, felonies, and misdemeanors =)
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s,go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazedthat such an elderly couple is askingfor sexual advice that he agrees.When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There'sabsolutely nothing wrong withthe way you have intercourse.'He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,he charges them $50 and he says good bye.The next week, the same couple returns and asks thesex therapist to watch again. Thesex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.This happens several weeks in a row.The couple makes an appointment, has intercoursewith no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Justwhat are you trying to find out?'The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.She's married so we can't go to her house .I'm married and we can't go to my house.The Holiday Inn charges $98.The Hilton charges $139.We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
Thanx so much for the add hun, please leave me some pic comments and i will do the same..If u have yahoo, my messenger ID is reserved2574 feel free to add me and we can chat sometime.ttyl,Mike
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're alrightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity
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