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43 Year Old · Male · From Jacksonville, FL · Invited by: 2485 · Joined on April 20, 2006 · Born on June 16th · 1 referrals joined!
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43 Year Old · Male · From Jacksonville, FL · Invited by: 2485 · Joined on April 20, 2006 · Born on June 16th · 1 referrals joined!
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Wow tough one, 29 years old, Staff Sergeant in the Army Reserve, (currently doing bad things to bad people in an even worse place LOL)have a good career outside of the military I am what most of you carbon based life forms consider to be successful, I mean I have a big new house, new truck, jetskis, and an almost completed chopped up motorcycle (OK OK I know it's never gonna be done and it's cost me a small fortune, so go F*CK OFF all of you LOL!), but I give it all up every other year or so to travel to the other side of the earth and win the hearts and minds (3 5.56 rounds at a time) and to welcome terrorists to eternal damnation (and work on my tan)plus I'm witty and have stunning good looks to boot LOL(MIKE, I'm money remember). I am SO happily divorced (it's so expensive because it was worth every last penny to get rid of that b*tch), so with tha t being said I'm not looking for misses right, only misses right now. Seriously I'm not looking for a long term, clingy reationship. I enjoy drinking rum with my friends, hanging with my roomate (read drinking rum) when the Army lets us be at home at the same time, doing stupid things on the jetski, relaxing on the motorcycle (at 100 MPH with the wind in my face losing touch with reality), shooting things, blowing shit up, and just chillin like a snowman (stole your line) until it's time to pack my go bag again and head out. A pirates life is a life for me, drinking rum and chasing booty!!

43 Year Old · Male · From Jacksonville, FL · Invited by: 2485 · Joined on April 20, 2006 · Born on June 16th · 1 referrals joined!
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Paintball, shooting, waterskiing, riding my motorcycle, my truck, tattoos, drinking RUM (by the case), jetskiing, hanging out with my friends



A True Friend

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bitch who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will taunt you like a little schoolgirl then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words, or draw your dumb ass a picture.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
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Boondock Saints, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Snatch, Formula 51, Pulp Fiction, We Were Soldiers, 3 Kings, Clerks, Mall Rats, basically anything by Kevin Smith, and anything that has alot of explosions, decent gunfights, and some women with loose moral values
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My Brothers and Sisters in uniform serving all over the world.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night, only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf - George Orwell

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them all to christianity - Ann Coulter Sep 13, 2001

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum

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