Male
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From Denver, CO·
Joined on May 20, 2008
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Born on October 11th
15
The CIA is trying to steal my penis and I need a place to hide it. Can you help?
In my experience auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are just games.
FYI - A medical distinction - We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Male
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From Denver, CO·
Joined on May 20, 2008
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Born on October 11th
Interests
Girls, Cars, Racing, Guns.
Preferably naked girls racing around with me in my sports car on our way to go shooting.
Latest Status
BigSexy Just cruzin around checkin out all the “hotties”!