Are you not sick of all those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is one that really speaks to true friendship: This one is the best! If you dont laugh at this then I must of sent it to the wrong person! 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry fucker who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.6. When you are confused - I will use little words.7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!!

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YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! LOL!!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-You aightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adored"

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! LOL!!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-You aightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adored"

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Hey cutie, I tried to read your page to find out something about you but nothin...so all i have to go on is your cute and 22....anyways hit me up sometime if you wanna chat

HI sweetie, I seen your pic and gave you a 10, wish I could give 11's out. I hope you have a good day...