44 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on April 27, 2008
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Born on March 5th
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I have a crush on someone!
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Right quick-like:
Yes, the pics in my albums ARE really me. I have thousands to prove that, but no, I will not bow to petty suspicions regarding goobers who want proof. Either accept me at my word or move on.
Yes, my boobs are real. I know that's gonna be the second question. So let's get past it now. They're plenty real. Ask Amanda. ;)
No, I'm not a true blonde. My hair color changes on my whim. Might be blue tomorrow ... who knows? It's my goddamn hair and I'll do with it what I damn well please. =)
NO, I WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER. I'm not interested in email exchanges and if I really wanna see YOUR pics, I'll just ASK to. I'm pretty damn blunt and honest, so if you're a problem, I have no trouble letting you know it. LOL! I swear, the first person to beg me to look at their pics is asking to be blocked.
NO, DO NOT EXPECT ME TO WANNA MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE. If I wanna, I'll suggest it.
I work in an adult environment, so I tend to meet a lot of delicious people. I'll post pics of certain meetings when I feel like it ... not before then.
Okay, now that we have the bitchiness out of the way, I'm Jessica Dalton (VERY distant relation of the Wild-West famous Dalton family). Call me Jessie or just plain ol' Jess. Yes, I'm very openly bisexual, so if that's a problem for you, you're hitting the wrong page. (yes, you'll probably get to see OODLES of my girl-girl pics ... but just teasers, unless I really like you, in which case I may step it up and give you the full on pic display) ;)
Oh ... I almost NEVER use that damn shout box. I'm far too into surfing to slow down for one guy to continually compliment my tits. I have things I need to do online, guys. If I wanna chat with you, I'll initiate the first move. I'm working on a historical novel, which requires a LOT of background research, so I need to devote a LOT of time to that. What? You didn't think I had a brain? LOL! C'mon now, I'm more than a pair of titties bolted to a pretty face. I'm a goddamn smart chick who just happens to have a rockin' rack. So have a little respect for my mind as well as for my body. =)
Mmmmk?
PS: I'll accept almost everyone. But if you're an asshole or an obnoxious retard, expect a denial. ;)
Toodles!
44 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on April 27, 2008
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Born on March 5th
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I have a crush on someone!
Maggie YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're aightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity 11 hrs ago
Thanxs for the add, you are a very very beautiful woman. I have been to coffeevill and have seen the markers and plaques and stuff for the daltons. its kewl