59 Year Old
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From Biloxi, MS·
Joined on August 16, 2006
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Born on April 7th
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All men are pigs and I AM their King. I will treat you like an angel; and yet never let you forget, that I AM the King of all Swine!I like hookers and porn stars, but nothing puts a smile on my face like strippers; the other white meat:) If your not a hooker, porn star, or stripper; a good old fashioned slut will do in a pinch. I really don't like nicey nice chicks. When at work; don't bother me, I'm working. When I'm off I like to drink, smoke the occasional cigar, and eat Mary:)Told ya ... Pig ...
59 Year Old
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From Biloxi, MS·
Joined on August 16, 2006
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Born on April 7th
Interests
I'm a big fan of anything fast, in particular sport bikes. I may look like a Harley dude, but I ride like a MotoGP guy. I love Indy cars, and just about every other kind of racing. I'm not much into team sports.
I also love movies, and have built an amazing theater in my house complete with red velvet walls, stadium seating, and a 9' projection system with better than movie theater quality sound.
I also love robots, and all other manner of hi-tech gadgets and gizmos. I'm the scarryest looking geek you'll ever meet.
Movies
My all time favorite move is Dawn of the Dead; the original, not the remake. Although the remake didn't suck nearly as much as I thought it would. I love all movies particularly horroro and porn, with my favorite genere being zombie movies. I celibrate this every easter with a zombie movie marathon.
Idols
Paul Allen is cofounder of Microsoft and one of the richest guys in the world. Some people collect stamps, he collects military fighter jets.