I Just made this little questionaire for shitz and giggles!!


Hello I'm Lina and welcome to the "Before You Send Me A Note Quiz."

If you can answer YES to any one of these question's..you're probably not someone I'd care to talk to.

READY? Let's begin.

1) Are you married and are looking for a Buddy?

2) Living with or have a significant other and want to swing?

3) Are you a teenager who wants someone to help them get off?

4) Senior citizen and want a nurse?

5) Can your eye's focus on 2 different object's in opposite side's of the room?

6) Missing teeth?

7) Live with your mother?

8) Wet the bed?

9) Do you have a 3 strand comb over?

10) Worship Satan or think you're a vampire?

11) Do you begin your sentence's with "dude"?

12) Do you have to wear a hair net on your back?

13) Do you have a strange obsession for feet?

14) Wear adult diaper's?

15) Did you measure your wienie and you'd like to tell me about it?

16) Are you referred to as Uncle Daddy?

17) Do you think the word's "Hey..pull my finger" are romantic?

18) Does your car have an "I voted for Bush" sticker on it?

19) Are you now or have you ever been in a mental institution?

20) Did you get your lunch money taken from you as a child and are now seeking revenge on the world?

Now remember..if you've answered YES to any one of those..don't send me a note.

Thank you for playing. Please take a complimentary pamphlet on "How to improve your chances" before you go. In it you'll find helpful answer's to question's like "Personal hygiene...is it for me"? And "Will she still love me if I don't own a toothbrush"?

And last..but certainly not least...If you don't stand behind our troops, by all mean's feel free to stand in front of them.

And yes im a "BROOKLYN, NEW YORK BORN AND RAISED WOMAN..AND VERY PROUD OF IT"!!!